How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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