He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Randomize