But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
thus making me awesome and them whores
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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