Whatcha textin bout Willis?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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