I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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