Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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