So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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