it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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