can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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