He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
