He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
this just has baby written all over it
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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