playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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