Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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