There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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