The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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