nutella sex= disaster
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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