he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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