were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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