Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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