Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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