BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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