I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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