I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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