theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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