But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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