I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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