morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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