And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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