i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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