I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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