Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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