You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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