He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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