turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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