He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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