return my video game
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
bring money and cleavage
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
They have beer where we have blood.
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
