It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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