what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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