Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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