I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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