How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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