she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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