He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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