I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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