hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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