all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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