Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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