you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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