Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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