it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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