All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think my vagina is haunted
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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