Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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