You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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