He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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